1 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:18,279 At the end of Qing dynasty, the spiritual boxers were 2 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:22,446 invincible. It was said no weapons could harm them 3 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,252 To please the Empress Dowager, Li Lienyin... 4 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,954 assembled Yi Wo soldiers to demonstrate their powers 5 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,465 Your majesty, we can begin 6 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:38,404 Yes 7 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:42,041 Begin 8 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:40,455 Show your powers. Begin 9 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,231 Rise 10 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,684 Rifles 11 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,245 Yes 12 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:57,869 Fire 13 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,144 The robbers have repeatedly 14 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,373 ...pillaged and massacred 15 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,746 Apart from summoning assistance from the counties, 16 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,113 we seek help from civilians... 17 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,586 to bring the robbers to justice 18 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:17,849 Please note 19 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,857 Notice from the security bureau of Lin County 20 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,483 This 2nd day of September 21 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:22,583 It's them again 22 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,051 Teacher 23 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,793 Teacher 24 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,730 They were are sworn brothers 25 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,170 ...and then separated because of a small rift 26 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,834 They became greedy for money and sex... 27 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,968 and were charged with robbery and murder 28 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,412 Thank you, master Zhi Chiang 29 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,510 Come... 30 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,290 Come and have some drink 31 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,224 Teacher, you shouldn't drink any more 32 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,888 The Chens will ask us to invoke the spirits soon 33 00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,555 What's the hurry? There's still an hour 34 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,360 Teacher 35 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,330 Stop nagging 36 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,299 Quickly, go and make preparations 37 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,200 ...to invoke the spirit 38 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,531 Come... drink 39 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,141 Siu Chien 40 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,704 Be careful not to knock over the sacred object 41 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:16,804 Yes, teacher 42 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:22,377 Come... 43 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,427 God of the snake 44 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,843 God of the tiger 45 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:02,693 God of the crane 46 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,299 God of the leopard 47 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:25,973 God of the dragon 48 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,904 Which room is master Zhi Chiang in? 49 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,703 Over there 50 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,811 Which one is he? 51 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,437 The one who's drunk 52 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,250 These three are all drunk 53 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,411 ...who is the master? 54 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,690 One, Two, three, that's the one 55 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,019 Master Zhi, please wake up 56 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,492 Master Zhi, please wake up 57 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,725 What should we do? 58 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,800 Wake up 59 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:17,665 Right... 60 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,364 Master Zhi, please wake up 61 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,235 Master 62 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,173 Master Zhi, please wake up 63 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,372 This makes me so anxious 64 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,573 Master 65 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,740 What should we do? 66 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,475 Teacher 67 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,521 The Chens are waiting for him to invoke the spirits 68 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,556 ...but he is so drunk 69 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,325 Li Taibai is the god of wine 70 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,298 Can't stop drinking once possessed by him 71 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,963 By the time Li leaves he becomes so drunk 72 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,506 I think we'd better go to your place some other time 73 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,634 No way, many people are waiting 74 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,540 Little master, you go instead 75 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,879 I can't... 76 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:06,610 I really can't 77 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,777 Little master 78 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:11,352 they are inviting you with all sincerity 79 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,823 You ought to help them 80 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,429 I'll take care of your teacher 81 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,363 Right 82 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,366 Don't turn them down 83 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,935 Come on, accept the invitation 84 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:24,627 Go on 85 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,601 Help us just this once 86 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,297 Okay... l'll go and get the stuff 87 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,204 Okay... go 88 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,187 All the spirits in heaven, monkey god 89 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:51,923 come and help me 90 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,011 Teacher, your inebriety has really got me into trouble 91 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:11,345 May the high Gods descend upon me 92 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,204 The monkey god 93 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,581 The monkey god... 94 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,079 You are head of the household 95 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,809 why are you not courteous to me? 96 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,646 I... beg your blessings 97 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,048 You... 98 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,604 Insolent fool, who are you? 99 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,908 I am Liou Yung, teacher of martial arts 100 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,374 please show me the way 101 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,633 Good... 102 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,388 Listen 103 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,488 I am... 104 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,427 If you want the Chens to... 105 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,662 enjoy peace, prosperity and health... 106 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,035 you must offer incense 107 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,942 Yes... 108 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,173 A feast for master of the ceremony is also required 109 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,681 and yes, don't forget the conveyance allowance 110 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,252 Yes... 111 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,232 Wake him up quickly 112 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,465 Yes... 113 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,713 How are you? 114 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,445 I'm fine 115 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,747 Which spirit did I invoke? 116 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,549 The monkey god 117 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:11,888 So it's him 118 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:12,355 Yes 119 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,153 Mr. Chen, you're in luck 120 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,228 The monkey god seldom comes upon us 121 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,254 Did he give us any instruction? 122 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,353 Yes 123 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,558 He hates it when people disobey his instructions 124 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,067 We'll do accordingly 125 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,242 Quickly, take master to a meal 126 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:36,747 Yes... 127 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,086 Come... 128 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:49,621 Drink more 129 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,392 Eat more... 130 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,028 What else did the monkey god say? 131 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,273 He said we must give you... 132 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,967 a handsome amount of money 133 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,907 No, I can't take it 134 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,746 No? 135 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,282 But as the god has instructed this 136 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,215 I must accept it 137 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,311 If we disobey the god 138 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,721 ...we will suffer disaster 139 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,658 That's right 140 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,196 But we are poor... 141 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,199 and can't afford a lot of money 142 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,632 Anything will do, just give it here 143 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,817 Don't move... go... 144 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,946 This is a sacrosanct object, don't touch it 145 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:51,784 Damn! 146 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,483 Master Liou, it's not your fault 147 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,528 We know you have good kung fu 148 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,064 but you can't fight with the monkey god 149 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,866 Master Liou, he can invoke the spirits 150 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,166 His kung fu is sort of divine 151 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,334 Yes, only the spirits can make him immune to weapons 152 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,377 That's right 153 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,946 Mr Liou, this is a sacred object, you can't touch it 154 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,006 I'm just taking a look 155 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,890 It's real 156 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,704 It's also very sharp indeed 157 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,900 With this spiritual boxing 158 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,407 ...our own kung fu is useless 159 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,482 Look 160 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,321 What's the matter? 161 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,446 What's happening? 162 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,124 It's made of wood 163 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,025 Made of wood? 164 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,768 Only the tip of the sword is real 165 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,232 It's phony?! 166 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:20,240 Don't go yet... 167 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,538 Quickly 168 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,776 Grab him, he's a cheat 169 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,883 Who is a cheat? 170 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:30,751 What happened? 171 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,187 Grab him 172 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,494 What are you doing? 173 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,728 Don't be rude to master Siu 174 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:40,992 We've all been fooled by him 175 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,267 He doesn't know any spiritual boxing 176 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,671 Who says I don't, you all saw with your eyes 177 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,298 I am invincible 178 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,035 Invincible? 179 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,738 The sword he used was a fake 180 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,511 A fake? 181 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:02,050 Is that true? 182 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,986 Grab him 183 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,545 I am the monkey god 184 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,722 He is still trying to frighten us 185 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:57,766 I am Bau Gung, kneel down 186 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:58,900 Damn you 187 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,077 What are you doing? 188 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,653 I am the Zijin; whoever dares stop me, dies 189 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,585 The god of wealth is here 190 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,968 Master Liou, why have you given up the chase? 191 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,767 I... 192 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,444 Suddenly I... 193 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:34,809 My leg hurts 194 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:38,007 He must know some kung fu... 195 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,757 It seems the god of wealth is the most powerful 196 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:56,632 He's back 197 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:01,797 You are Siu Chien? 198 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,340 Yes, you are... 199 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,706 Master Zhi Chiang is in the police station 200 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:06,835 Follow us 201 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,814 But we haven't committed any crime 202 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,280 I think you are all mistaken 203 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,475 Stop grumbling, let's go 204 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,481 Wait, alright I'll come along 205 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,919 There's something in the room I must get 206 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:22,259 I am not going anywhere 207 00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:23,956 Excuse me, the noodles are here 208 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,630 Damn 209 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,454 You thief, you little bastard 210 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:27,718 I've got you this time 211 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:28,793 I know it's you 212 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,623 You stole my bun, give it here 213 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,196 Give the bun back to me 214 00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:33,587 Damn 215 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:38,532 Look at the mess 216 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,105 This makes me so mad! 217 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,300 I'll kill you, little bastard 218 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:45,902 Stop hitting 219 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,842 I'll not spare him 220 00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:52,982 You have so many buns 221 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,815 what's the big deal if he has one or two? 222 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,154 If you're so kind then pay for him 223 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,223 No problem, how much? 224 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,729 I don't know how many buns 225 00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,270 ...he has stolen from us 226 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,170 I'll charge you 60 cents 227 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:17,770 60 cents? 228 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:21,071 Look 229 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,842 5 buns costs 10 cents 230 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,041 That's right 231 00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:28,342 Can this little fellow 232 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:29,920 ...eat 30 buns? 233 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,684 I can, I can even eat 300 buns 234 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,354 So? 235 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:42,765 Alright, 60 cents it will be 236 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:48,830 Don't go yet, you had a bowl of noodles 237 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,806 ...you owe a dollar twenty 238 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:53,177 A dollar and twenty? 239 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,508 That's right 240 00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:01,682 That's what a bowl of noodles costs 241 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:05,817 Pay up 242 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,687 A dollar and twenty 243 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,093 Didn't I give you 60 cents just now? 244 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:13,562 Yes 245 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,293 But that's for the buns the little bastard stole 246 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,203 Well, you have all the say 247 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,671 I should give you a dollar and twenty 248 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,036 That's right 249 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,507 Put it on my account... 250 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:26,873 and I'll settle it some other day 251 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,378 Don't go, stop 252 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,646 You tore my clothes 253 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:37,813 Very valuable I'd say 254 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,050 How will you compensate me? 255 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,425 Damn you, you want to blackmail me 256 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,155 This doesn't look valuable at all 257 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,894 I am wasting time with you 258 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:56,574 This garment cannot be penetrated by any weapon 259 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,978 Knife... 260 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:40,080 This... 261 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,174 See? 262 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:41,684 Yes 263 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,687 Can I hack you? 264 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,916 No... 265 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,686 You needn't pay much 266 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,732 Just 60 cents 267 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:53,315 Why do you follow me 268 00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:55,284 ...like a ghost? 269 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,888 It's going to rain, go home 270 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:58,928 Let me tell you; 271 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,123 Although I've got that 60 cents, 272 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,700 it won't take long... 273 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,702 before they're gone, and I'll have to go stealing 274 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,815 Stop fooling around or I'll kill you 275 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,684 Look at him... 276 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,267 I'm the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea 277 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,173 You dare bully me? 278 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:25,479 What nonsense! Just joking 279 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,677 Let me ask the god of the rain here 280 00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:29,344 ...to make a heavy rain 281 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,786 Then you'll know how great I am 282 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:52,068 It's raining... 283 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:13,924 It's raining... go 284 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:48,991 A while back it was sunny! 285 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,068 How come it's raining all of a sudden? 286 00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:52,067 It's too much! 287 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,230 Strange indeed 288 00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:57,330 He's the incarnated Dragon King of the Sea 289 00:32:57,442 --> 00:33:00,036 As soon as he jumps into water, there's thunder; 290 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:03,137 Followed by heavy rain 291 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:13,419 Master Liou 292 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,792 Have you settled the accounts yet? 293 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:15,757 Yes 294 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:22,297 Something strange happened 295 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,994 There's a rumour about an apparition of the Sea-God 296 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:27,033 Rubbish 297 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,032 It's true 298 00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:31,904 There's a guy in the noodle store 299 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,978 ...about 20 years old 300 00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:35,444 who cannot be wounded by any weapon 301 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:40,642 He called himself the Dragon King of Eastern sea 302 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,117 He disappeared in the water and after he jumped into it 303 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:45,279 ...then it started to rain 304 00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:51,185 Nothing special. It rains around this time of the year 305 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,127 But he's not wounded by the knife 306 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:55,665 A lot of people witnessed that 307 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:24,356 I beg you... have mercy... 308 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,430 please leave behind some money 309 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,761 We don't mean not to compensate for it 310 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,061 but... 311 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:30,862 What? 312 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,233 Master Liou said if you do not pay what you owe him 313 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:34,635 ...you'll have to give up the eggs as security 314 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:38,270 Our loan began at the end of the month 315 00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:39,604 It's not yet a month... 316 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,576 yet you want to take away our eggs! 317 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,561 Please wait 318 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:05,431 Uncle 319 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,732 Half of your eggs are bad 320 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:08,806 You've been cheated 321 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,033 How do you know? 322 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,199 Did you get them... 323 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:12,799 from that couple? 324 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,708 Once you left, they were laughing at you 325 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,013 Let me see 326 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,421 Please 327 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,088 Put them down 328 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,020 You... 329 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,222 Don't be angry, can you tell if these eggs are bad? 330 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:35,931 Yes 331 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:46,535 This is good 332 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:55,851 You... 333 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:57,885 This is good too 334 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:00,922 This one too 335 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:04,860 Alright 336 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:07,787 What happened? 337 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:08,456 I don't know 338 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,702 Come over and have a look 339 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:14,772 Good egg 340 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,910 They are all good ones 341 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,229 I don't understand 342 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:44,893 Only one is bad 343 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,029 Put them back 344 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,168 Put them back yourself, I'm busy 345 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,611 Come back, don't go 346 00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,606 Oh, I almost forgot 347 00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:59,616 You haven't paid me for the eggs 348 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,479 Mind your own business 349 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,784 I can't tolerate this, so it becomes my business 350 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,946 If you can't get the money, I'll get it for you 351 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,286 Stop moving 352 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,360 Master Liou might be waiting for these eggs 353 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,155 If you break them, you'll be in trouble 354 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:28,239 What are you laughing at? Stop laughing 355 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,072 No need to stand on ceremony 356 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,274 Thank you 357 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,513 Alright 358 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,450 That's good 359 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,212 Go away 360 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,684 It's him 361 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:42,760 After him 362 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:46,922 Stand still 363 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,327 Stop running 364 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,067 Stand still... 365 00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,603 Catch him 366 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:13,721 Stand still, stop running 367 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,005 Did you see a kid... 368 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:34,544 running over? 369 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,015 A while ago 370 00:38:39,717 --> 00:38:40,513 Chase him 371 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,242 I wasn't chased by others just now 372 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,145 I was just playing hide and seek with them 373 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:16,720 Right, you are quick in hiding 374 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,682 If you hadn't saved me just now... 375 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:19,449 Then what? 376 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:20,649 I'll hit you 377 00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:54,658 Don't hit me, I didn't know you're a girl 378 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,853 If I knew, I wouldn't have caught you 379 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:26,786 What's the matter? 380 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:30,289 Stop pulling me, this is a costly dress 381 00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:31,384 Costly my foot! 382 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,825 What happened? 383 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:50,214 You believe it now 384 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:51,980 Believe that this is costly 385 00:40:52,083 --> 01:21:45,538 I don't 386 00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:02,454 We are in the same trade 387 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,359 Put it away, it won't scare me 388 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,230 Real knife 389 00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:30,276 I am master Dat More 390 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:34,381 Mind my Shaolin kung fu 391 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,666 I must teach this guy a lesson today 392 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,635 Watch my thunder palm 393 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:01,376 Again 394 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:06,820 Run 395 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,559 My thunder palm really effective, right? 396 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,399 A spirit is coming upon me 397 00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:28,404 I can use the thunder palm 398 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,048 What's going on? 399 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:43,755 Come all you gods 400 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,522 Don't blame me for using the thunder palm 401 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:47,097 I don't dare to use it again 402 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:49,723 I dare not use it again, I wouldn't 403 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,283 Which fairy might you be? 404 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,285 I'm using this fire cracker 405 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,593 I think its the fairy showing his power 406 00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:19,663 So you have been helping me 407 00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:24,026 No... let go of me 408 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,442 Eight... ten 409 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:38,913 Ten 410 00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:41,913 What? 411 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,249 Isn't it 5 for 10 cents? 412 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:49,952 Don't blame me, it's all your fault 413 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:53,089 Thank you 414 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:18,946 Your home is in this town? 415 00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:23,384 I don't have a home, my parents are dead 416 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,724 Mine too, I once had a teacher... 417 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,060 who used to cheat people every which way 418 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,723 Eventually he was caught 419 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:33,097 People in town said you can call upon rain, 420 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:35,638 ...and the knife can't harm you; is it all true? 421 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,298 If you believe, then it's real 422 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:38,932 I mean, just like the thunder palm 423 00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:39,634 Damn you! 424 00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:43,077 These are all the techniques teacher used 425 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,442 ...to cheat people 426 00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:46,982 Look, I can pretend to be monkey god 427 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:24,184 Monkey god 428 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,954 Spare me 429 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,620 Get lost 430 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:36,130 Let's go 431 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,097 It works 432 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:41,034 Really? 433 00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:43,231 Well, it's all what me and my teacher lived on 434 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,332 There's still a lot more 435 00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:47,707 Going up the knife ladder, jumping into the fire 436 00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:52,607 This is known as the spiritual boxing 437 00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:56,019 There are many styles 438 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,180 one can walk on fire and knife with bare feet 439 00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:01,919 The kind of kung fu he uses... 440 00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:03,584 depends on which god comes upon him 441 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:07,130 Invincible and immune 442 00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:08,425 I... 443 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,695 I... met him once 444 00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:15,862 I really saw monkey god 445 00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:34,081 Really that great? 446 00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,654 He knows thunder palm 447 00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:38,386 Thunder palm? 448 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:44,132 If what you say is real... 449 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,100 Everybody in town would believe it 450 00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:53,505 I think it is just a trick 451 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:39,379 What are you laughing at? 452 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:41,587 I don't know this at all 453 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,519 If you help me... 454 00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:46,824 just by the thunder palm people will believe... 455 00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:48,523 I've spirit upon me 456 00:47:49,934 --> 00:47:52,232 I won't help you cheat 457 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:54,995 I have a thing or two to show people 458 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,068 I don't cheat for nothing 459 00:47:57,174 --> 00:47:59,108 One has to eat, right? 460 00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:09,679 Don't blame me, it's all your fault 461 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,982 You're weird 462 00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:13,113 Stop it 463 00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:35,812 Master Siu 464 00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:41,842 Master Siu, please sit 465 00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:43,044 Excuse me 466 00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:44,518 Please sit... 467 00:48:44,889 --> 00:48:47,357 Sit here 468 00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:51,352 Go away, who are you? 469 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,054 It's full here, go away... 470 00:48:53,998 --> 00:48:55,932 Don't cross him 471 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,633 Please sit... 472 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:04,173 Sit 473 00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:09,869 Two bowls of thick meat noodles 474 00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:10,969 Yes... 475 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:12,780 Why are you standing here? 476 00:49:22,826 --> 00:49:23,485 Master Siu 477 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,852 Master Siu 478 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:32,897 My master's house is haunted by ghosts... 479 00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:34,231 and would like to invite him for an exorcism 480 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:36,067 I don't know if he would agree 481 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:39,631 Let's invite him anyway 482 00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:40,607 Go... 483 00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:46,975 Master Siu 484 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,158 Finish? Check please 485 00:49:58,262 --> 00:49:58,921 Coming 486 00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:03,655 Master Siu, it's my treat 487 00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:06,232 It's always your treat 488 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,669 Do I look like someone who eats for free? 489 00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:11,297 No 490 00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:12,935 Let me... 491 00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:21,518 You two are good 492 00:50:22,086 --> 01:40:45,640 Master Siu 493 00:50:22,886 --> 00:50:25,446 He works for the Lin family 494 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:26,614 Yes 495 00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:29,750 We have a evil spirit in the backyard and... 496 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,226 my master's daughter has been sick for several months 497 00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:35,457 So my master invites you to perform an exorcism 498 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,757 I don't know how to do that 499 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,166 You can invoke the spirits upon you 500 00:50:40,270 --> 00:50:41,999 ...and they can expel evil spirits, right? 501 00:50:42,106 --> 00:50:42,800 Yes 502 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,107 Our master says 503 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,208 If you drive away the evil spirits 504 00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:58,015 ...you'll be rewarded handsomely 505 00:50:58,122 --> 00:51:00,022 So don't worry 506 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:06,054 Come on. When the spirit is upon you, 507 00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:07,027 any evil spirits that see you... 508 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,599 will flee! 509 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:14,460 I'll go, I'm not afraid 510 00:51:15,305 --> 00:51:15,737 Go 511 00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:17,466 Please... 512 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:20,142 This way please 513 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:24,907 This way please 514 00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:28,408 Master Siu, please 515 00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:38,555 Inside please 516 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:52,674 Please 517 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,887 This is the house haunted by ghost 518 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,337 Ghost... how does it look like? 519 00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:33,245 Tell me 520 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,784 Only Ah Jin saw it 521 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:40,152 I... I don't dare tell 522 00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:41,588 Why? 523 00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:45,854 We've been hearing strange noises 524 00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:48,227 Ever since being haunted, my daughter began feeling ill 525 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,095 You must help me 526 00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:53,760 Don't worry 527 00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:57,133 I'll settle it 528 00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,476 Thanks... 529 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:08,113 Thanks... 530 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:30,203 How come I feel chilly in such hot weather! 531 00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:34,969 Go and get rid of the ghost 532 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:41,984 Stop it, this is a valuable dress 533 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,687 Where do you want to go? 534 00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:46,983 We'd better leave after this meal 535 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:50,258 You're really good at cheating 536 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,988 You are not any better 537 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:54,654 You just eat and then leave 538 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,733 ...without doing anything 539 00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:58,131 This is ridiculous 540 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,129 Goddess and Bodhisattva 541 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,207 You have the guts and are not afraid of ghosts 542 00:54:04,308 --> 00:54:06,367 I can't do it, you do it 543 00:54:06,476 --> 00:54:07,670 Watch me 544 00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:09,473 I despise liars 545 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,445 they never keep their word 546 00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:15,778 These techniques are only used to scare people 547 00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:18,013 Others won't know but you should 548 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:19,480 Then you shouldn't cheat 549 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:20,989 How can your stomach... 550 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,082 Stop it 551 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:27,397 Oh, I almost forgot; Let me tell you 552 00:54:27,497 --> 00:54:31,399 If the ghost really comes and takes advantage of you 553 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,628 ...don't blame me 554 00:54:38,742 --> 00:54:39,674 Damn you! 555 00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:05,337 Look at you, you are frightened to death 556 00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:09,508 It's me, you are so frightened 557 00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:12,844 You... 558 00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:18,719 What happened to you? 559 00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:20,988 You've got cramps? 560 00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:26,258 Ghost 561 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,698 Ghost 562 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,281 Jin Lian, run 563 00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:49,710 Wait 564 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,326 Please help me 565 01:00:17,647 --> 01:00:18,909 It's you 566 01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:23,682 Jin Lian 567 01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:28,389 Jin Lian... 568 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:31,155 Don't choke her to death 569 01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:46,274 Abbra cadabbra 570 01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:58,350 Show your powers 571 01:01:15,171 --> 01:01:16,934 Jung Kuei's here 572 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,081 Alright... 573 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:30,982 Now that Jung Kuei is here, we sure can nab the ghost 574 01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:32,076 Right... 575 01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:03,844 Here 576 01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:09,487 I'm master, not a ghost 577 01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:14,891 You killed 87 people in your previous life 578 01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:19,731 And all these 87 spirits are here to get you 579 01:02:19,836 --> 01:02:22,031 ...and your daughter 580 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:28,368 They want to destroy you 581 01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:32,143 Let me get them away 582 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:32,942 Student 583 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:34,016 Yes 584 01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:36,312 Prepare the sacred items 585 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:37,386 Yes 586 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,517 Master... 587 01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:18,817 Did you hear the ghosts screaming? 588 01:03:31,207 --> 01:03:32,731 What are you doing? 589 01:03:32,842 --> 01:03:35,936 I'm putting 87 nails on you 590 01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:38,639 ...to draw out all those 87 spirits 591 01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:40,045 Master Siu 592 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,615 I am Jung Kuei 593 01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:46,712 Oh Master Jung, if you put these 87 nails through me 594 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,654 ...I would certainly be killed! 595 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:52,057 Isn't it worth sacrificing your own life 596 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,689 ...for the sake of your family 597 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:01,035 Master Jung, is there any other alternative? 598 01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:02,627 Please, please, please... 599 01:04:02,739 --> 01:04:04,730 don't put nails through me, I'll do anything 600 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,336 Then... 601 01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:17,944 you will have to find a replacement 602 01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:21,480 Whoever is willing to be my replacement 603 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,957 ...l'll pay him well 604 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:35,833 Why are you hitting me? 605 01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:38,134 You bastard 606 01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:42,644 Why come bother me when Priest Chuen Yang is here? 607 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:47,944 Priest Chuen Yang? 608 01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:55,488 Brother Lui, how are you? 609 01:04:57,927 --> 01:05:02,523 A pity... once in the secular world, my power vanishes 610 01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:08,134 Lin, it's Lui Tungbin from heaven 611 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:09,569 Don't you know that? 612 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:16,344 He's my nephew 613 01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:19,006 He's poor and has come to me 614 01:05:19,115 --> 01:05:20,878 and wants to marry my daughter, too 615 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:24,215 How do you know? 616 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,880 Let me grant you the spiritual eye 617 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:30,187 Then you can see the holy fire above his head 618 01:05:37,033 --> 01:05:38,091 Do you see it? 619 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,371 Do you see it? 620 01:05:57,854 --> 01:06:00,482 I don't cheat 621 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,615 You've asked me to come all the way 622 01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:04,750 You'd better pay the host of the ceremony well 623 01:06:04,861 --> 01:06:05,691 Yes 624 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:10,093 The 87 spirits? 625 01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:13,396 If Priest Chuen Yang agrees... 626 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:15,403 ask him to be your son-in-law; 627 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:17,166 And grant peace to your whole family 628 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:23,535 Otherwise, there's only one way 629 01:06:24,881 --> 01:06:28,248 Wait, I'll go ask him 630 01:06:58,915 --> 01:07:00,849 Look 631 01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:02,909 Ten 632 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:10,818 Look 633 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:14,762 Ten dollars 634 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,388 I won't earn that much... 635 01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:18,194 working for Master Lin even for a year 636 01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:22,103 What's so good about it? 637 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:27,803 Student, you have a part in this too 638 01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:30,245 Who is your student? 639 01:07:30,346 --> 01:07:31,574 I sympathize with Miss Lin 640 01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:33,308 ...and want them to get married 641 01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:34,878 What's the difference? 642 01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:36,417 You've become a match-maker 643 01:07:36,519 --> 01:07:38,214 ...and I've got my money 644 01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:49,722 Come on, let's go get some... 645 01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:50,799 new clothes 646 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,459 I couldn't be bothered 647 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:04,437 Jin, Peony must be very happy 648 01:08:04,847 --> 01:08:06,747 Brother, I'm really grateful 649 01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:07,508 I give this back to you 650 01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:14,154 Go 651 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,149 Don't follow me 652 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,556 Whoever can find Jin Lian 653 01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:19,992 I'll treat him for a meal, let's go... 654 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,586 Go find Jin Lian 655 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:27,535 It's too expensive, I don't want it 656 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:28,296 Alright 657 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,839 Go... 658 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:43,715 Hurry, go... 659 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:45,014 What happened to these people? 660 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:48,215 Master Siu, don't get involved 661 01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:50,189 I can call up the gods 662 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:51,555 why can't I get involved? 663 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:55,324 True, but the poor are afraid of evil people 664 01:08:56,999 --> 01:08:58,899 Damn it, whatever you owe must be paid back 665 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:01,026 You simply can't owe the money for so long, go 666 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:05,072 Go. Quick 667 01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:10,542 What happened? 668 01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:12,514 Master Siu, it's you? 669 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,316 Aren't they human beings? 670 01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:17,716 You don't treat them like human beings 671 01:09:18,387 --> 01:09:20,218 Master, you don't know 672 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,518 These penniless loafers owe our master money 673 01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:24,252 They must pay back immediately 674 01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:31,692 I can see that they don't have the money 675 01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:33,792 What's the point of... 676 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:34,995 taking them to Master Liou? 677 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,963 True, but I've got to take them back... 678 01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,201 to finish my job 679 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,739 Go 680 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:48,413 Go, hurry 681 01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:52,383 Go... 682 01:09:56,225 --> 01:09:56,987 It's him 683 01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:59,027 Master, I'll definitely return the money to you 684 01:09:59,128 --> 01:10:01,756 ...when I've reaped my harvest 685 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,731 I definitely will return it to you 686 01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:09,037 Bullshit... l've heard that for many times 687 01:10:09,505 --> 01:10:11,132 Come on, hand over the deed now 688 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,800 I'm taking your land for what you owe me 689 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,844 I've actually done you a favour 690 01:10:16,612 --> 01:10:18,409 I borrowed three dollars from you 691 01:10:18,514 --> 01:10:19,811 and you want to rob me of my land? 692 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,781 You are ruthless 693 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,374 Three dollars? 694 01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:30,786 Principal plus interest, how much should that be? 695 01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:33,121 Eighteen 696 01:10:37,533 --> 01:10:40,969 Isn't enough. Aren't you going to hand over the deed? 697 01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:42,567 Well? 698 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,971 Hand it over 699 01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:55,779 Stand there 700 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:11,730 Wait 701 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,072 Who are you? 702 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,212 Attack 703 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:50,569 I'm Guan Yunjang 704 01:11:50,673 --> 01:11:51,571 Guan Yunjang? 705 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,905 I fight for justice 706 01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:04,146 I'm here because of your immoral deeds 707 01:12:17,099 --> 02:24:35,953 Damn it 708 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:32,572 Come 709 01:12:36,619 --> 01:12:37,847 Come 710 01:12:56,505 --> 01:12:59,997 Thanks... 711 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,185 Monkey god 712 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,596 This burning spade... does it work? 713 01:14:52,021 --> 01:14:54,251 He eats it 714 01:15:28,924 --> 01:15:30,084 Liou Deruei 715 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:33,286 I'll destroy you and your family if you sin again 716 01:15:35,197 --> 01:15:38,462 And burn down your home with fire from heaven 717 01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:41,401 Aren't you going to release them? 718 01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:43,901 Yes... 719 01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:44,092 Stop joking 720 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,132 I do this... 721 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:46,462 for the sake of saving peoples' lives 722 01:16:55,744 --> 01:16:57,075 It's good that I can still walk 723 01:16:57,179 --> 01:16:58,669 otherwise, I'll become Cripple Li 724 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,316 Alright... l'll go with you to see a doctor 725 01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,649 I can do magic 726 01:17:05,754 --> 01:17:07,585 why do I need a doctor? 727 01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:09,980 Alright, then you hang on 728 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:16,693 Master Siu... over there 729 01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:18,058 Excuse us 730 01:17:18,601 --> 01:17:22,935 Master Siu 731 01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:24,399 We've brought some gifts to... 732 01:17:24,506 --> 01:17:26,804 thank Guan Yunjang and the monkey god 733 01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:27,739 ...for saving us 734 01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:28,867 Right... 735 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:33,711 Put them down 736 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:43,585 Does Liou Deruei give you any trouble? 737 01:17:43,692 --> 01:17:44,624 No 738 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,524 If we have good harvest this autumn 739 01:17:46,629 --> 01:17:48,961 ...we can pay him back 740 01:17:49,565 --> 01:17:51,499 Please accept these gifts 741 01:17:56,572 --> 01:17:57,300 Student 742 01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:00,540 Take it 743 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,543 You can go back 744 01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:06,808 Thanks for all the trouble... you undertook 745 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:12,946 Stop it 746 01:18:29,004 --> 01:18:30,130 Dragon King of the Eastern Sea is here 747 01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,371 You know that those people in town 748 01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:37,070 ...want me to teach them kung fu 749 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:39,608 I'm so tired... 750 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,176 can't you let me have a good sleep? 751 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,481 It's that kung fu you teach which causes problems 752 01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:47,447 What? 753 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,650 Those people fought with Liou's followers 754 01:18:51,593 --> 01:18:52,753 They fought? 755 01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:54,260 They will be in trouble 756 01:18:54,363 --> 01:18:55,489 Go and see what happened 757 01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:32,227 You want to create trouble? 758 01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:36,530 Beat them up 759 01:19:45,681 --> 01:19:46,511 Fight 760 01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,527 Teacher is here 761 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:41,762 Look, my kung fu is good 762 01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:43,599 Teacher once told me that... 763 01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:47,038 all the kung fu he taught me is genuine 764 01:21:07,229 --> 01:21:08,059 Go 765 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:12,629 Go... 766 01:21:14,102 --> 01:21:15,865 Quick... go 767 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,026 Master Shum, Master Jiu 768 01:21:42,130 --> 01:21:43,529 No need to be formal, let's go in 769 01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:44,760 Please 770 01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:49,099 We haven't seen... 771 01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,034 each other for so many years 772 01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:53,402 What brings you here... 773 01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:55,374 Brother, don't make fun of me 774 01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,638 I've failed recently in a business deal 775 01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:00,408 and am in trouble, so... 776 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:03,545 Don't worry 777 01:22:03,652 --> 01:22:07,213 you are safe in this place 778 01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:11,322 Drink... 779 01:22:15,864 --> 01:22:17,388 Have some food 780 01:22:17,499 --> 01:22:18,466 Help yourself 781 01:22:37,452 --> 01:22:39,181 You look worried 782 01:22:40,355 --> 01:22:42,482 It used to be a trivial matter 783 01:22:42,591 --> 01:22:45,560 No one has ever dared to oppose me before 784 01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:48,994 But now it's different 785 01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:52,492 Recently there's a kid 786 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,291 A kid? 787 01:22:57,272 --> 01:22:58,466 He practises spiritual boxing 788 01:22:58,574 --> 01:23:00,132 Everyone in town treats him... 789 01:23:00,242 --> 01:23:01,504 like god 790 01:23:09,851 --> 01:23:10,647 Stop 791 01:23:32,874 --> 01:23:33,863 Hit it yourself 792 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:39,445 Stop 793 01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:41,379 Come and have a look 794 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:45,411 Look 795 01:24:43,779 --> 01:24:46,873 With this medicine, you won't get burnt easily 796 01:24:48,884 --> 01:24:51,352 The special charcoal has been prepared 797 01:24:52,654 --> 01:24:54,781 If you've courage to put it in your mouth, the fire... 798 01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:57,484 deplete of any oxygen in the mouth will soon extinguish 799 01:25:01,563 --> 01:25:03,258 This bastard 800 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:05,289 I must teach him a lesson 801 01:25:22,984 --> 01:25:24,417 Sit down 802 01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:47,533 Leave... 803 01:25:56,752 --> 01:26:00,711 Guan Yunjang is here; who dares to act unruly? 804 01:26:17,939 --> 01:26:21,306 You are bluffing 805 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,412 You... you be careful, I'm Guan Yunjang 806 01:26:47,302 --> 01:26:49,702 I am Guan Yunjang, how dare you? 807 01:26:49,805 --> 01:26:50,567 Me 808 01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:09,520 I am the monkey god 809 01:27:13,128 --> 01:27:13,992 Teacher 810 01:27:33,315 --> 01:27:36,113 Look, this is the monkey god 811 01:28:01,443 --> 01:28:02,535 What is that? 812 01:28:02,644 --> 01:28:04,168 I'm Lin Daiyu 813 01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:06,505 Then I'll be Ja Boyu? 814 01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:16,618 Don't touch my valuable dress 815 01:28:16,725 --> 01:28:17,885 I'm the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea 816 01:28:17,993 --> 01:28:19,051 What dress is it? 817 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:24,056 Dragon King of the Eastern Sea? 818 01:28:24,165 --> 01:28:26,224 I say you look like a bastard 819 01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:30,704 Get up 820 01:28:32,173 --> 01:28:33,333 Take him away 821 01:28:35,410 --> 01:28:36,468 Duck out 822 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:40,976 Follow him... 823 01:28:44,286 --> 01:28:47,346 Hurry 824 01:28:54,229 --> 01:28:56,197 Teacher, Siu Chien is here 825 01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:58,729 Don't run 826 01:28:58,833 --> 01:28:59,765 Siu Chien 827 01:29:00,602 --> 01:29:02,160 Don't let him get away 828 01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:03,832 It's them 829 01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:07,735 Chase him... 830 01:29:15,650 --> 01:29:16,810 Master Siu, what is it? 831 01:29:16,918 --> 01:29:18,783 It's bad, Zijin is upon me 832 01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:19,876 What's the matter? 833 01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:23,584 Liou is here again. C'mon, fight 834 01:29:40,175 --> 01:29:42,336 Don't let him run away, I'm here 835 01:29:42,444 --> 01:29:43,138 Good 836 01:29:47,082 --> 02:59:35,527 Why don't you run? 837 01:29:47,816 --> 01:29:49,249 They all fight for you, how can you flee? 838 01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:50,318 I have to 839 01:29:52,921 --> 01:29:53,888 If you continue to be like this, I'll just ignore you 840 01:29:54,289 --> 01:29:54,914 You know nothing 841 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:56,354 The two fellows who are with Liou 842 01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:57,550 ...are robbers who kill 843 01:29:57,659 --> 01:29:59,718 My teacher saw them committing crimes 844 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:05,496 Run 845 01:30:52,213 --> 01:30:53,043 Let's get away 846 01:32:15,096 --> 01:32:17,929 Heart and god conceal soul of each lurking spirit 847 01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:19,556 ...in matter critical as decreed 848 01:32:19,667 --> 01:32:20,531 Teacher 849 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:24,566 So it's you! 850 01:32:26,608 --> 01:32:28,599 Brothers, nice meeting you 851 01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:32,237 Your student is good 852 01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:35,371 Not that good 853 01:32:35,483 --> 01:32:37,883 That's why I've invited you to teach him 854 01:32:39,187 --> 01:32:40,415 Teacher, you... 855 01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:41,284 Good 856 01:32:46,728 --> 01:32:48,696 God of the snake 857 01:33:26,501 --> 01:33:27,433 Good 858 01:33:43,685 --> 01:33:45,016 Crow nail 859 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,422 God of the leopard 860 01:34:06,908 --> 01:34:07,806 Right 861 01:34:25,927 --> 01:34:27,155 God of the tiger 862 01:34:47,682 --> 01:34:49,047 God of the crane 863 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:13,969 You've forgotten the god of dragon 864 01:35:25,086 --> 01:35:26,246 God of gold 865 01:35:31,626 --> 01:35:32,957 God of water 866 01:35:37,365 --> 01:35:38,627 God of fire 867 01:35:43,871 --> 01:35:45,361 God of wood 868 01:35:59,253 --> 01:36:00,277 God of earth 869 01:36:09,230 --> 01:36:10,197 Hurry 870 01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:27,103 They are all there 871 01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:28,806 Go 872 01:36:31,018 --> 01:36:32,713 Don't move 873 01:36:44,031 --> 01:36:44,690 Over there 874 01:36:44,799 --> 01:36:46,426 Right, well fought 875 01:36:51,906 --> 01:36:52,668 Coming? 876 01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:54,967 Don't move 877 01:36:57,979 --> 01:36:58,946 Stand still 878 01:37:09,657 --> 01:37:11,318 Still remember? 879 01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:13,121 Wow, a noodle treat as well! 880 01:37:17,799 --> 01:37:20,700 Don't be afraid 881 01:37:20,802 --> 01:37:23,999 They are guards from the county 882 01:37:24,105 --> 01:37:26,164 I know, they want to catch me too 883 01:37:26,707 --> 01:37:27,639 Who wants to catch you? 884 01:37:27,742 --> 01:37:29,903 Your teacher saw these 2 robbers committing crime 885 01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:32,411 that's why they want you for questioning 886 01:37:41,756 --> 01:37:42,882 Teacher 887 01:37:43,324 --> 01:37:44,188 Take them away 888 01:37:44,292 --> 01:37:46,317 Yes... go 889 01:37:49,130 --> 01:37:55,729 Go... hurry 890 01:38:12,954 --> 01:38:15,149 Miss, the road is wide enough 891 01:38:15,256 --> 01:38:16,382 I'm down in luck 892 01:38:18,459 --> 01:38:19,983 What do you mean? 893 01:38:20,495 --> 01:38:22,190 My teacher's been summoned by Li Taibai(wine God) 894 01:38:22,697 --> 01:38:24,096 ...and I don't want to cheat anymore 895 01:38:24,198 --> 01:38:27,725 In my pocket... I have no money 896 01:38:27,835 --> 01:38:30,030 Had a good friend once; she's gone as well 897 01:38:32,373 --> 01:38:33,533 Hey, I haven't gone 898 01:38:35,309 --> 01:38:37,777 You... Jin Lian!